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eggsGiven it’s Easter weekend, I thought I ought to treat us to some Easter-related jokes. So here’s a few to crack you up! (See what I did there?)

Wishing you all a very happy Easter weekend.
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What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cookbook?
You get an egg-shell spreadsheet!

What does an egg do when he sees a green light?
He egg-celerates!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!

What do eggs tell at parties?
They tell yokes!

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants.

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled.

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate one.

Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled.

What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker

What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.

Where is the best place to learn about eggs?
In the hen-cyclopedia

Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the shell station.

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New Yolk City!

Knock, Knock!
Whoโ€™s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?
He kept trying to poach his ideas.

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!

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Don’t eat too much chocolate!

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