Thanks Audrey Carden

Thanks Audrey Carden

Old age has hit me. Either that or my eyesight is as shot as I suspected…anyway, you might have wondered why the usual Feel Good Friday post did not appear last week. I prepared it a couple of weeks ago and I scheduled it to become visible at 08:00 hrs on the 19th. Turns out I chose July not June! Maybe I am juggling too many balls at the moment or I am becoming old and forgetful. Mr Grumpy would say the latter since I have had a run of putting the washing up liquid back in the fridge after using it.

So, I thought I’d make up to you all by posting these rather amusing Things Women Want To Hear But Never Do. Hope they brighten your Sunday:

Wow, I just don’t know what to do with this money we won in the lottery, so why don’t you take it to the mall and see if you can find something to buy with it.

Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.

Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it’s one thing I hate it’s skinny women.

What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance movies.

You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn’t seem to have the brain power that I find so attractive in a woman.

What a break, I won a prize on the radio station…. tickets to either the super bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go to the ballet!!!

Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it’s freshly mowed.

Shoot, there’s nothing on TV but football games. Let’s go furniture shopping.

Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a suit and tie.

I’m getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?

Golly I think we’re lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for directions.

My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don’t you use the money my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.

If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club with them, tell them I’m busy. I really want to get the living room painted tonight.

If you’re looking for me later, I’ll be over there looking at the home decorating magazines.

You know, we really don’t visit your relatives enough.

Why don’t you relax this weekend. I’ll take care of the cooking and housework.

(My thanks to Fran for sending me these.)