Happy International Happiness Day! I love this day. It’s a great excuse to fill the day with laughter. You all know my thoughts about laughter by now but in case you are still in any doubts as to why you should come along here every Friday for a laugh, then let me remind you:
Laughter can relieve stress, strengthen your immune system and diminish pain. It can also make you feel less lonely and more positive about yourself. And some even believe laughing actually burns calories! Plus, it’s totally free and anyone can do it!
Like yawning, laughter is actually contagious. So, have a giggle and then go make someone else smile too. Let’s spread some happiness:
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Two aerials met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant
Why was the mortgage so upset? Because it was a loan
Why was the horse so happy? Because he lived in a stable environment
Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke, jooooooooooooke.
The Beach Boys walk into a bar. One says to the other “Round? Round? Get a round? I get a round?”
Two dogs are walking along a street. They are passed by a third dog driving a lorry load of logs.
One turns to the other and says: “He started fetching a stick and built up the business from there.”
Two cannibals eating a clown, one turned to the other and said: ‘does this taste funny to you?’
So I rang up a local building firm, I said ‘I want a skip outside my house.’ He said ‘I’m not stopping you.’
Why was the bee flying down the motorway with his legs crossed? He was looking for a BP station
I have a gravel path in my garden while my neighbour’s is concrete. I think mine wins on aggregate.
Two nuns were driving through a Transylvanian forest when the road was blocked by a fearsome looking vampire.
“What do we do now?” the passenger asked.
“Get out and show him your Cross,” said the nun in the driving seat.
So the nun in the passenger stepped out onto the road, wagged her finger and exclaimed: “Get out of our way, you stupid vampire.”
Why was the writer in agony?
Because the sub-editor had removed his colon.
A Centurion walks into a pub and asks for a Martinus. “Don’t you mean a Martini?” says the barman. “No,” says the Centurion, “If I want a double I’ll ask for one.”
Why was the black tarmac afraid of the blue tarmac…
…because he was a Cycle Path
Have a happy day and remember to smile while you still have teeth!