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Spring is now around the corner. We are alreay into March. It’s Friday and time for a giggle ahead of the weekend. It’s a little different this week. I have a bit of a pun fest for you. Hope you don’t groan too much:

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  • That was a poor joke about infinity – it didn’t have an ending.
  • An astronaut broke the law of gravity and earned a suspended sentence
  • What kinds of music do planets sing? Neptunes
  • How does the Solar System hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt
  • What do you call it when a dinosaur is involved in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck
  • What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus
  • What do you call a blind dinosaur? Adoyouthinkhesaurus
  • What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork
  • How did brave Egyptians write? In hero-glyphics
  • Why couldn’t the mummy answer the phone? She was tied up
  • Why do mummies not tell secrets? They keep everything under wraps
  • What was the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece? Troy Story

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  • What kind of lighting did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights
  • Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives
  • What was King Arthur’s favourite game? Knights and crosses
  • What was Camelot? A place where people parked their camels
  • The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi

My thanks to Gareth who sent me the “A History of the World in Funny Puns” article from the Telegraph. To read the full article and more puns click HERE.

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