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If you’re looking for the answer to the perennial question, “Who’s there?” October 31st is your day. October 31st is the unofficial holiday known as National Knock-Knock Day. It’s a day to tell knock-knock jokes to your family and friends. Celebrated on the same day as Halloween, it gives another reason for kids to knock on their neighbours’ doors. Knock-knock jokes don’t have to be funny. In fact, sometimes the louder the groan, the more satisfying the joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moo!

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Woof woof woof.

Woof woof woof who?

Make up your mind, are you a dog or an owl?

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police – open up!

 

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