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AUTHOR3AE25Happy Friday! Here’s today’s Feel Good Friday jokes on the subject of love and marriage. Hope they make you laugh.

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At a Church, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’

The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’

Giuseppe proudly replied,

” I gonna go pick her up.”

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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. As he enters the cab, the cabbie comments, “Perfect timing! You’re just like Frank.”

Passenger: “Who?”

Cabbie: “Frank Feldman… he’s a guy who did everything right all the time! Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”

Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete … could’ve won the tennis Grand-Slam and he could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! Amazing guy!”

Passenger: “Sounds like he was somebody really special.”

Cabbie: “Oh hell there’s more.” He had a memory like a computer – recalled everyone’s birthday … knew all about wine, which foods to order, and Frank could fix anything …. not like me … I change a fuse – the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he did everything right.  Frank never made mistakes!  He knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was wrong.  He always dressed well with polished shoes, too. He was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”

Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”

Cabbie: “Well… I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife.”

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A man put an advert in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next day he got a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’

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Have a good weekend

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