So, another year is upon us. I like to think of this brand new year as a fresh notebook and you have 365 pages to fill. So, let’s make them all fun! Here’s a light-hearted start to the year:
New Year’s Resolutions You Have No Chance of Keeping
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!”
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes.
I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.
Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym.
I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than £500 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them.
I will think of a password other than “password”.
New Year’s Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
Put on at least 30 pounds.
Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.
Watch more movie remakes.
I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
Drink. Drink some more.
Take up a new habit: maybe smoking.
Happy New Year!