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Apologies again. I have been away from this blog. I’ll explain why another time but for today, because Mr Grumpy is in a distinctly ‘Bah Humbug!’ mood, here are some festive jokes to lift your spirits this Monday morning.

What did Father Christmas say to his wife when he looked out of the window?Looks like reindeer

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Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
It makes a great stocking filler

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How does King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep and crisp and even

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What kind of music do elves like best?
Wrap music

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve

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What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itis.

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A “Holly” Davidson!

What’s red and white and falls down the chimney? Santa Klutz!

What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney? Cinder Claus!

What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective? Santa Clues!

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Well, back to the writing. I think I’ll hum a few Christmas songs just to add some festive cheer. See you soon. X

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