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006_6Before I go any further I want to thank all of you for taking time and trouble to help me decide on a cover image for the next book. The response was incredible. I have now to count up all the votes from this blog and on Facebook and then I’ll let you know which cover style will be chosen. Apologies for not responding to each of you individually.

Halloween is fast approaching and I couldn’t let it pass by without some Halloween jokes. Please feel free to groan loudly at some of them.

What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.

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What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

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Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.

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What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes? A cereal killer.

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

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What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich.

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What do you call a witch in the desert? A sandwitch.

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Who do vampires buy their cookies from?  The Ghoul Scouts.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

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What was the witch’s favourite subject in school? Spelling.

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What’s the problem with twin witches?  You never know which witch is which.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream.

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What’s a monster’s favourite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.

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What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin.

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What’s a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.

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What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist? He got repossessed.

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Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.

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What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.

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What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets.

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How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.

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Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

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Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centres.

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Add your own below in the comments section if you have any equally awful jokes. Enjoy your weekend!

 

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