Children can be very entertaining for a variety of reasons. I used to be a teacher and always had such funny tales to share with Hubby when I came home from work. Exam time always gave rise to some chuckles and some groans. Today’s humour comes from Fishducky and Melynda Fleury who sent this along. Hope it makes you laugh as much as it did me.
|The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination.
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds).
Q. Name the four seasons
Q. How is dew formed
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
Q. What are steroids
(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
Q. What is artificial insemination
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
(Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
Q. What is the fibula?
Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
(That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
Q. What is a seizure?
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
Q. What is a turbine?