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GrumpytourbadgeHope you enjoyed the stop on the How Not to Murder Your Grumpy Tour yesterday, and are now all refreshed for today.  I have eaten all my mellow yellow jelly snakes and am searching out other yellow sweets to stick with the theme. (Yellow midget gems have been banned now thanks to another broken tooth.)

Well, what a great start. Many thanks for all the fabulous photos that you posted yesterday.

The winner of yesterday’s prize thanks to posting a gazillion photos of all her yellow objects is Nikki Bywater. Congratulations Nikki! I’ll be posting some of the photos at the weekend.

So, we have established that How Not to Murder Your Grumpy stands out with its yellow cover. I owe you all huge thanks for voting on the Goodreads Yellowest Book Ever charts because How Not to Murder Your Grumpy is now Number Two!

Sticking with the theme of yellow, below are  few ‘yellow’ jokes for you to enjoy (or not). In order to win today’s spot prize please leave me a joke in the comments below, also on the theme of yellow. The winner will be able to take away this brilliant Smiley Stress ball. (Nikki Bywater has one of these. She used to have two but living with her grumpy old man meant she wore one out!) If your Grumpy is getting you wound up, then take out your frustration on this ball. If that doesn’t work…chuck it at your Grumpy’s head…hard!smiley stress ball

Without further ado, here are my terrible Tuesday collection of ‘yellow’ jokes. Don’t forget to add yours below:

Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber.

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Q: What is yellow and goes click-click?

A: A ball-point banana

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Q: What is yellow and white, and goes down railway lines at over 100 miles an hour?

A: The train driver’s egg sandwich.

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Q: What has brown and yellow stripes and buzzes along at the bottom of the sea?

A: A bee in a submarine.

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Q: What is yellow and writes?

A: A ball-point banana

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Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Shark infested custard or a canary with a machine gun.

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Q: What is yellow and swings from cake to cake?

A: Tarzipan!

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Q: What is yellow and flashes?

A: A banana with a loose connection

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Give in yet? Don’t forget to visit today’s stop. I shall be lurking about at Dizzy C’s blog (click HERE) where I finally work out how to murder my grumpy. Yes, there is real footage of how I did it – RIP Grumpy.

Q: What’s yellow and absolutely hilarious?

A: How Not to Murder Your Grumpy, of course. Out June 1st – put the date in  your diary!