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IMG_0870Chuckle time. Fetch your coffee and have a Friday morning laugh. It will set you up for the weekend. Are you sitting comfortably?

My heartiest thanks to the wonderful Jacqueline Gum for her contribution today. Click HERE to discover her blog. Also, huge thanks to the superb Claude Nougat who you can visit by clicking HERE. I recommend that you drop by them both and wave hello to them.

If you have a joke you want to share with us send it to me at author@carolewyer.co.uk and I’ll also give you a mention.

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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” the boy replied.

The man continued, “do you know what these are used for?”

The boy replied, “not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him.

He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do either!

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A young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner.

While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

“Goat,” the little boy replied.

“Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?”

“Yep,” said the youngster. “I heard Pa say to Ma, ‘Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'”

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A man is in the hospital facing a life-saving operation, one of the big ones, he needs a new brain. The doctor talks to his family and explains the costs involved. “We have a couple of brains immediately available, a man’s and a woman’s, but I must warn you, the costs are very different. The man’s brain costs $500,000 and the woman’s $50,000. It’s up to you, which would you prefer I use?”

“Heavens!” cries the wife, disappointed by what was clearly another expression of gender discrimination. “Why does the woman’s brain cost so little?”

“The man’s brain has never been used except for a couple of times, so it’s brand new. The woman’s brain has been heavily used…..”

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Have a wonderful weekend and remember “Life is short…smile while you still have teeth!”

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