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It isn’t really terrible. Well, I hope it isn’t, but here are a couple of terrible jokes for you, and a reminder that from 12pm I’ll be lounging about at Indies Unlimited. Got a good post for you there (better than the jokes here) so pop by. Click on the link HERE to visit me.

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Have you heard the story about a broken pencil?
It had no point.

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Three guys are sitting at a bar.

#1: “…Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes.”

#2: “What do you do for a living?”

#1: “I’m a stockbroker. How much do you make?

#2: “I should clear $60,000 this year.”

#1: “What do you do?”

#2: “I’m an architect.”

The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.

#2: “Hey, how much do you make per year?”

#3: “I guess about $13,000.”

#1: “Oh yeah? What kind of stories do you write?”

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And finally, one for Chris James:

How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.

See you at Indies Unlimited!

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