I went to see him at a show in Scarborough when I was very young. His opening joke was the second joke on this short list. Some of you may know him – Ken Dodd.
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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
What a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through someone’s letterbox and shouting, “Help, help, the Martians have landed!”
5 out of every 3 people have trouble understanding fractions.
Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome, it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.
So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut.
A quick gag for all you Telepaths out there…
Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn’s cocktail party? He pulled a mussel.
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows – it’s never been done before.
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