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laughterIt’s time for a little giggle to get you ready for the weekend. This week I have taken a few jokes from a comedian who is responsible for me writing humour.

I went to see him at a show in Scarborough when I was very young. His opening joke was the second joke on this short list. Some of you may know him – Ken Dodd.

If you have any jokes that you would like me to feature here, along with a link to your blog or a mention, please send them to author@carolewyer. We’d love to get them. After all, laughter is a tonic.

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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

What a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through someone’s letterbox and shouting, “Help, help, the Martians have landed!”

5 out of every 3 people have trouble understanding fractions.

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome, it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.

So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut.

A quick gag for all you Telepaths out there…

Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn’s cocktail party? He pulled a mussel.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows – it’s never been done before.

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