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SantaIt’s holiday time. Given that there are no festivities at our house this year, I’m taking this opportunity to bombard you with all my cracker jokes. I have to share them with someone!

If your cracker jokes were worse than these, please feel free to put them in the comments section so we can all groan together. Here goes…

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? 

Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?

The letter “D” !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Who delivers cat’s Christmas presents ? 

Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? 

Because it soots him !

Who delivers elephants’s Christmas presents? 

Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? 

Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ? 

Because he’s Sooty !

Season’s Greetings to you all!

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