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A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely young woman for the job.
She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite and kept the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.
“But why?” asked the disappointed wife.
She hemmed and hawed and said she didn’t want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, “Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, & well, I’m pregnant.”
The wife said, “Look, we don’t want to lose you. My husband and I don’t have children, and we’ll adopt your baby if you will stay.”
She talked to her husband; he agreed and the maid said she would stay. The baby came, they adopted it and all went well.
After several months, the maid came in again and said that she would have to quit. The wife questioned her, found out that she was pregnant again, talked to her husband and offered to adopt this baby, also, if she would stay. She agreed, had her second baby, they adopted it and life went on as usual.
In a few months, however, she again said she would have to leave. Same thing. She was pregnant. They made the same offer, she agreed and they adopted the third baby. She worked for a little while, but then said, “I am definitely leaving this time.”
“Don’t tell me you’re pregnant again?” asked the lady of the house.
“No,” she said, “It’s just that I never agreed to work in a house where there were so damn many kids to pick up after.”
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